Tombstone Original Veggie Pizza
Sriracha sauce
4 Pack Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager
Step 1: Drive to local grocer.
Step 2: Buy Veggie Pizza.
Step 3: Follow instructions on back.
Step 4: Smother in Sriracha sauce.
Step 5: Get drunk and eat your sadness.
![[[Girl and Grrrl are in the supermarket.]] / Girl: Buying CDs to support bands I like. [[Cat holds a box of cupcakes.]] / Girl: Organic food - no, put that away. Girl: Free range meat, you know. Girl: I try to be a morally responsible consumer. [[Cat carries a box of cookies and a pleading look.]] / Girl: No! / Grrrl: No! Grrrl: Consuming morally still reinforces the social importance of consumption! Girl: It's better than doing nothing! / Grrrl: You're using your money to feel morally superior! Grrrl: Most people buy processed agribusiness crap because that's what they can afford! Grrrl: Your ideals are a luxury! [[Girl is angry.]] [[Girl is sad.]] [[Girl sits alone in the dark eating from a box of cookies.]]](http://catandgirl.com/archive/2004-10-19-cg0214dogood.gif "Cat and Girl Do Good")
