Showing posts with label chickpea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chickpea. Show all posts

Hummus!

4 cups chickpeas, cooked and peeled
1/2 cup chickpea water (retained from cooking)
2/3 cup tahini
1/3 cup lemon juice
2 teaspoons salt
4 cloves garlic (or 8 cloves roasted garlic)
2 teaspoons paprika
4 dried chilies (or 3 roasted chilies)

Blend it.  Blend it good.

Inspired by Hummus III Recipe on AllRecipes.com.

Roasted Chilies:
Place oven rack to top level.  Preheat broiler on high.  Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil for easy cleanup (chilies will stick).  Arrange chilies on sheet, and place directly underneath broiler.  Flip after about 7 minutes (tongs are useful here), and broil for another 7 minutes.  Immediately place into a plastic container or bag, and leave to steam for 20 minutes.  Peel the filmy skin and discard.  Pop woody ends off and discard prior to use.

Inspired by How To Roast Green Chilies on The Pioneer Woman.

Tofeta, Kale, Quinoa, and Chickpea Casserole

1 pound extra-firm tofu
2 tbsp water
4 tsp yellow miso paste
¼ cup balsamic vinegar
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp salt
2 tbsp nutritional yeast

Mix everything but the tofu, then mix in the tofu with your hands.  Completely forget to add nutritional yeast.


1 bunch kale
All that tofeta you made above
1 cup quinoa
1 (15-ounce) can chickpeas
1 tablespoon of lemon juice
2 plum tomatoes, diced

Preheat oven to 450.  Place aluminum foil on baking sheet, spray with oil, tear kale into large pieces on sheet.  Roast 6-8 minutes until slightly crispy. Try not to eat it all before adding it to the casserole dish.  Save foil.

Actually read through rest of directions.  Hollar at how wack they are.

Chop them maters.  Sprinkle that shit on your casserole.  Also sprinkle (drained) chickpeas and (rinsed) quinoa on top.  Stir.  Boil the water with the lemon juice.  Pour over the casserole, then add fetofu mixture.  Stir again if you feel like it, but probably not.

The oven is already at 450º, so I guess it should stay there.  Cover with saved foil and bake 25 minutes.  Realize you forgot to add nutritional yeast.   Rationalize to yourself that you'll just sprinkle it on when serving.

We have 19 minutes.  Let's do this.

Eat.  Realize it's too watery.

Spread it out and bake for 20 minutes more.  It's super effective!

Inspired by Vegan Feta Cheese on the Happy Herbivore and Baked Quinoa with Roasted Kale and Chickpeas on POPSUGAR.

Cat and Girl, by Dorothy

Cat and Girl, by Dorothy
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